Lindsay Lohan’s rehab bill at the Betty Ford Center will most likely exceed $50-thousand and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is offering to foot the bill on one condition … that Lilo goes vegan.

PETA just fired off this letter to Lindsay and her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley:

Dear Lindsay,

We understand that you’ve fallen on tough economic times, so we’re writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you’ll consider.

PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you’ll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You’ll never regret it.

Do you think Lilo will bite?